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Unnecessary Instructions

  1. On a blanket from Taiwan Not to be used as protection from a tornado
  2. On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
  3. On a bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in Britain After opening, keep upright
  4. On a New Zealand insect spray This product not tested on animals
  5. On a bag of corn chips You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside
  6. On a Korean kitchen knife Keep out of children
  7. On a Swedish chainsaw Do not attempt to stop chain saw with your hands or genitals
  8. On a Superman costume Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
  9. On a hotel shower cap box Fits one head
  10. In a US guide to setting up a new computer. To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening (the instruction was inside the box)
  11. On a packet of airline nuts Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
  12. On packaging for an iron Do not iron clothes on body
  13. On a frozen bread pudding Product will be hot after heating
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