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A Prayer For The Stressed


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.


And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember ...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the asshole in the mouth!!

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